****IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS DOING WHILE YOU ARE HAVING A BORING LIFE, YOU WILL FIND IT HERE.... CLICK HERE PRESIDENT BUSH

****IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS HONEY IS DOING, YOU WILL FIND IT HERE.... CLICK HERE FOR MRS. BUSH

****LETTER FROM BAGHDAD (from our correspondents in our iraq office)….lots of soldiers are leaving iraq and lots of soldiers are going to iraq. this is the largest movement of military personnel since vietnam. how would you like to travel this way? is there coffee, tea or milk? all passengers have guns.

****WHITE HOUSE….only this time it was in the actual building, not some wing. he looked good. she looked good. he said, god is on our side. which god is that?

****DRIVING IN THE CAPITAL CITY CAN BE TOUGH….whoever makes these things is a making a bundle. also, everyone seems to have a gun in that town.

****DUMBEST COP IN THE WORLD….he marched back and forth with a german shepherd dog in front of a group of people watching a shooting investigation. then, the crowd started chanting that they wanted al sharpton. do black people really fear dogs?

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in my yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….the gay business convention of marriage stuff. you could have bought all the things you would need for your boy/boy wedding or your girl/girl wedding.

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....there are three new stooges and they are working for the newspaper that no one buys because they give it away in motels. EPISTLE

****ACTION, CAMERA, ROLL IT (a small vignette of the big apple)….the urinal that was and then it wasn’t. where can we buy it? only a british marketing mind could have thought of this.

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE (this is who got lucky lately)….a lovely couple from the mother country who arrived at their hotel in manhattan and were promptly thrown out. but, they got a great tour.

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING….monica lewinsky at the knitting factory and she wasn’t knitting. no picture for you to look at, because who wants to?

****JOKE DU JOUR…. he wanted a chicken that could talk. LISTEN TO THE JOKE

****IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. SHOWS