IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME
Daylight Saving Time - Second Sunday in March and Ends First Sunday in November
****JOKE DU JOUR....back by popular demand. This is now once again,the most accessed feature in the People's Republic of China. Hear all my jokes at FUNNY
November weather is here and it will be cool and cold. Evenings can be
almost very cold.
You should bring along a hat
and a coat and a sweater.
Here is the weather right now and the forecast for New York City WEATHER
****My book, it is wonderful. BOOK
****Listen to my BROADCASTS
****Movie/Slide shows. TRUETREATS
****Mrs. Gabby's KITCHEN (recipes that are gluten free or not)
HERE ARE THE TRUE TALES THAT I AM DOING ON THE RADIO THIS WEEK.
Novemnber 23, 2014
(You will be able to see all my cartoon adventures by going to the STRIP.
True Tales for this
****HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ALMOST...for a 100% Gluten and Lactose free
Thanksgiving. There are 20 recipes posted in Mrs. Gabby's kitchen for the
Holiday. All the recipes can be made with or without Gluten and with or without
Lactose. Mrs. Gabby (she who must be obeyed) set up these recipes with an
introduction and all in a group so it will be easy for you to find and use them
rather than having to search throughout the blog. (By the way, it is a work in
progress, while the content of the recipes are correct, we will be adjusting the
fonts and format in the next few days.)
****Many people who don’t know how to cook or are just
plain not interested, go out to a restaurant to eat in New York City for their
Thanksgiving Day dinner. It is a
booming business day for these eating places.
Average cost is about $100 a person.
BETTER TO COOK IT IN YOUR OWN HOME WITH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
****New York’s holiday windows
are the most high-tech ever, the sheer act of standing together on a sidewalk,
gawking and kibitzing, adds a human dimension.
AND THE LOOKING IS FREE.
****Many retail stores are staying open on Thanksgiving Day
and that means the employees have to show up and have no celebration with their
own families. Some stores are
advertising that they will not be open because they care about their employees.
IF YOU DO NOT COME IN ON THURSDAY, DON’T COME IN ON FRIDAY IS THE THREAT
****Most legal Latinos in New York City are not happy with
the Obama Amnesty.
Also, if an illegal alien applies for this amnesty, it will mean that for the
first time, the government knows who are the illegals and have their addresses.
****The Comfort Fit is the new name for small condoms here
in the Big Apple. TOO SMALL FOR ME.
****Speaking of condoms, the Reverend Al Sharpton, who the
media has designated as the spokesperson for every colored person in the United
States owes taxes to the IRS $813,576, for New York State $779, 576,
and for New York City $457,968 that are
past due and not been paid. He also
has about $4 million in business liens that are also not paid.
Add to that, he is now also being accused of being the father of the
illegitimate child of our Mayor’s wife’s chief of staff who gets paid $170,000
but is on paid leave now so she can help the druggie kid in their New Jersey
home. She is supposed to have lived
in New York City as a requirement for her job in New York City, but told the big
fib that the kid needs to be in New Jersey near his doctors for physical therapy
even though there is nothing wrong with the kid who plays football on the local
high school team. LIKE A SOAP OPERA.
****The average price for seeing a vet in Manhattan is now
$176 per animal. LESS PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO PRIVATE VETS, JUST LIKE LESS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO PEOPLE DOCTORS.
****The city is
seizing many of the dumpsters that are supposedly for the collection of used
clothing for poor people. Turns out
that they are actually being run by wise guys who take the clothing and then
sell it to people for their own selfish profit.
SHUCKS THAT IS WHERE I GET MY DRESS CLOTHING.
****NYPD is unhappy about the new marijuana law which says
no more arrests for pot, only a court appearance summons.
For a cop that was an easy arrest, which was why the crime fighting
statistics of New York City are phony.
MORE TIME FOR THE COPS TO HAVE DONUTS.
****The Transit Authority wants to ban food eating in the
subways and on the buses. HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO BE NEXT TO SOMEONE EATING A GARLIC PIZZA?
****One of the sights, I used to show people on my tours
was the Queens home of Dr. Huxtable (Bill Cosby).
The people in that neighborhood requested no more tours because Bill has
now been accused of doping and raping women.
PRIDE HAS TURNED INTO SHAME.
Al Roker sneaking past the public to go into NBC.
****The Story Behind the Story:
The Jewish people who were murdered last week in the temple in Jerusalem
had dual citizenship (Israrel and USA or Israel and UK).
Many people in NYC have dual citizenship.
It can be in to two countries or it can be in two states (Florida and New
York). The question could be asked,
****One of the common myths is
that all White police in New York City give Blacks a hard time. Take a
look at this week's relationship between a Black Cop and a Black child.
****The new 1 World Trade Center offices of Vogue magazine are infested with
rodents and editor-in-chief Anna Wintour is not happy. The 25th- and 26th-floor
digs of the Condé Nast publication are overrun with vermin, and Wintour has
issued an edict to staffers to clear her glass-walled office of the long-tailed
pests before she steps a stiletto heel on the premises.
****Joke du Jour:
You can hear all my
jokes at the joke du jour link higher up on this web page
that operate New York City's hop-on, hop-off sightseeing tours have agreed to
settle a group of class action lawsuits brought by tourists, court papers show.
The anti-trust lawsuits against Coach USA, City Sights and related entities
accuse the companies of forming a joint venture to illegally monopolize the
sightseeing bus industry and conspiring to fix prices above the market rate. The
companies have also been known to tout certain attractions and obtain kickbacks
whopping 92 percent of Airbnb and other B&B listings in New York are illegal,
according to a state report, and together with city regulators, the office of
New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman is actively cracking down on the
room-rental service. It is against the law to rent an apartment to someone for
less than thirty days and "guests" are subject to abrupt eviction. A LISTING ON
THE INTERNET IS POSSIBLY A SCAM.
service accused of smearing the reputations of people who have come out against
this operation. Also, they are selling marketing information to outsiders
to tell them where you are going to and where you have been.
ONE OF THEIR DRIVERS TOLD A LADY SHE DESERVED TO HAVE CANCER AFTER SHE CHANGED
HER MIND ABOUT A PICKUP AT THE SLOANE CANCER HOSPITAL.
****TV THEME (can you guess what show this music came from?) ..AUDIO
****I did a music video....well, i drove the taxi in the video. MUSIC
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)..a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
(please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
****AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a trip around the city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE. TOUR
**hear what some happy tourists had to say about my tours, just go AUDIO
**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go to VIDEO
**here is an interview i did with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in south africa. from time to time, i do this and the tourist gets to be famous. the radio stations love this feature for their listeners. AUDIO
**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS
****please note that i encourage folks planning on coming to nyc to write to me for some advice. beware the online trip advising sites that are written mainly by public relations people to promote their clients' services. many of the restaurants that they tout have numerous health violations and you can always ask me about that. i do not "rate" things but i sure can tell you if you choices (including hotels and attractions) are wise ones.
****ARCHIVES OF GABBY CABBY BROADCASTS. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK..it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN
****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
****AND ON THE FLIP FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom. LISTEN
****please go to this link to see lalina franklin for the american heart association. RED ( forward the link to all the ladies you know, since this heart thing is now the number one killer of ladies. the first sign a lady gets of a heart problem is death.)