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Second Sunday in March and Ends First Sunday in
****JOKE DU JOUR....back by popular demand.
This is now once again,the most accessed feature in
the People's Republic of China. Hear all my jokes at
March weather is here and it will be cold and
very cold. Evenings can be very very cold.
You should bring along a hat and a coat and a
Here is the
weather right now and the forecast for New York
it is wonderful. BOOK
to my BROADCASTS
(recipes that are gluten free or not)
HERE ARE THE TRUE TALES THAT I AM DOING ON THE RADIO
THIS WEEK. March 29, 2015
(You will be
able to see all my cartoon adventures by going to
True Tales for this
**** In what appears to be a
Big Apple first, a man has been convicted of
poaching deer right in New York City.
HE WAS ARRESTED BY THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM.
****Four thieves came into a
downtown Victoria’s Secret and swiped $4,350 pairs
of underwear as one of the thieves distracted a
The theft wasn’t discovered until just before
closing, when a worker noticed that half of the
underwear on the shelf was missing.
Back on Jan. 2, four women swiped $3,380 of
thongs and garter belts from the store.
THE UNDERWEAR TAKEN WAS LARGE SIZED SO COPS
SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR FAT WOMEN IN PANTIES.
****New Jersey State Police
have launched a ticket blitz on Interstate 95.
On the road there has been an increased number of
police patrols are on the prowl,
looking for speeders and people without seat belts.
MOST ARE NEW YORKER DRIVERS WHO THE COPS KNEW
WERE ON THEIR WAY TO WARMER WEATHER.
**** ”There are now six area
codes in New York City (212, 646, 718, 917, 347,
929), and another might soon be needed.
People are scheming for the city’s original
prefix, even subscribing to a call-forwarding
service for the coveted 212.”
WHAT IS THE “SCHEMING” THE MEDIA IS TALKING
****Police said a masked man, waving what
appeared to be a gun, robbed a pizzeria.
Before fleeing Domino's, the thief also
grabbed a couple of pies out of the oven and ordered
one of the employees to slice and box them up and
give him some napkins.
WE CAN UNDERSTAND TAKING THE MONEY AND THE
PIZZA PIE, BUT TAKING THE NAPKINS WERE A LITTLE TOO
****Under the new rules, NYC
day care centers and schools can only give 100
percent juice for children 2 years and older and it
can only be up to 4 ounces a day. The old rules
allowed babies as young as 8 months to drink up to 6
ounces of juice a day.
Health officials cite data that show too many
kids overconsume juice and go far beyond the daily
AGAIN, THE NYC LIBERAL MAYOR IS RUNNING THE
SAME “NANNY CITY” AS DID THE PREVIOUS CONSERVATIVE
****The New York State Senate
Environmental Conservation Committee passed a bill
authorizing a moose and elk hunting season, but
there’s one problem — elk have been extinct in New
York State since 1877.
HONEST POLITICIANS ARE EXTINCT.
****The mayor's son Dante was
present at a student protest this past week
involving the alleged actions of White police to
THE KID WAS THERE WITH HIS BLACK NYPD
****A day after announcing his
retirement, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid has
endorsed New York's senior senator to replace him in
THE ONLY SENATOR MORE CORRUPT THAN REID SO IT
CONTINUES A TRADITION.
**** Here is a current
advertisement for one of the city’s abortion
“Our fees are competitive and we accept MasterCard,
Visa, American Express and Discover.
Accelerate your appointment and procedure
wait time at our private abortion clinic for the
best VIP service offered in NYC. You and your
significant other or escort will be ushered to a
well-appointed private room complete with a mahogany
sleigh bed, luxurious bedding and a flat screen
television and free Wi-Fi. After your procedure you
get access to a private area within the recovery
room and as soon as you are medically stable you are
brought back to your private room where your
significant other is waiting. You may request our
Boutique Services when you make an appointment.”
TRANSLATED, THIS MEANS, “WE MURDER YOUR KID
IN PLEASANT SURROUNDINGS.”
****Push the $10 button and
you'll find yourself with $1.74 left over after
three rides; spring for $40 and you'll be stuck with
$2.04 after fifteen rides.
This is the scam that the Transit Authority
is pulling off. THE FOLKS WHO RUN THE TOLLS ON THE
BRIDGES AND TUNNELS DO THE SAME THING.
****A year-long analysis found
that with no one maintaining the properties, New
York City had to spend more than $2.5 million to
clean, board-up and demolish abandoned homes.
City leaders said it’s simply not fair for
banks to place the burden of property upkeep on
When the homeowner walks away, towns and
villages look to banks that issued the mortgages to
maintain properties, but the financial companies
have no legal obligation to do so. As a result, the
property falls into a gray area of being neither
“alive” nor “dead” real estate. They become zombie
MAYBE THE BANKS ARE FUN BY ZOMBIES.
****A study came out this week
that said replacing the Port Authority Bus Terminal
could cost $10 billion.
THEN, IT WILL BE A BRAND NEW EXPENSIVE
DANGEROUS AND FILTHY CRAP HOUSE WITH COPS WHO BEAT
UP THE HOMELESS.
****More Fake Taxis Are
scamming People around NYC.
COPS ARE TOO BUSY GIVING TICKETS TO
LEGITIMATE TAXI DRIVERS TO CONGTROL THIS NEW
**** NYC has put a system in
place called ‘ShotSpotter.’ The system is a pilot
program that consists of 300 microphones across
Brooklyn to detect shootings when and where they
BIG BROTHER IS THE REAL PURPOSE.
****Joke du Jour:
You can hear all my jokes at the joke du jour link
higher up on this web page
(can you guess what show this music came from?) ..AUDIO
****I did a music
video....well, i drove the taxi in the video.
CAMERA (the hidden camera)..a growing collection of
new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched
by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from
time to time. take a peep at
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should
diminish the size of the frame. if you have a
problem, please contact us.
NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND
HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a trip
around the city in the famous yellow mobile
WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE.
some happy tourists had to say about my tours, just
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video
productions go to
**here is an interview i did
with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in
south africa. from time to time, i do this and the
tourist gets to be famous. the radio stations love
this feature for their listeners. AUDIO
broadcast spots about some of the places where folks
are taken to, listen to these commercials that were
created for a "visit new york city promotion" at
****please note that i
encourage folks planning on coming to nyc to write
to me for some advice. beware the online
trip advising sites that are written mainly by
public relations people to promote their clients'
services. many of the restaurants that they
tout have numerous health violations and you can
always ask me about that. i do not "rate"
things but i sure can tell you if you choices
(including hotels and attractions) are wise ones.
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THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK..it is
written and sung by jack servello
****AND ON THE
FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the
folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia.
****AND ON THE
FLIP FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by
the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom.
to this link to see lalina franklin for the american
RED ( forward the link to all the ladies
you know, since this heart thing is now the number
one killer of ladies. the first sign a lady
gets of a heart problem is death.)