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IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME

Daylight Saving Time - Second Sunday in March and Ends First Sunday in November

****JOKE DU JOUR....back by popular demand.  This is now once again,the most accessed feature in the People's Republic of China. Hear all my jokes at FUNNY

April weather is here and it will be cool, cold and very cold.  Evenings can be very very cold.

You should bring along a hat and a coat and a sweater.

Here is the weather right now and the forecast for New York City     WEATHER

     ****My book, it is wonderful.  BOOK

     ****Listen to my BROADCASTS       

    ****INTERVIEWS

    ****Movie/Slide shows. TRUETREATS

    ****Mrs. Gabby's KITCHEN (recipes that are gluten free or not)

 

 

 

 

 

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME

Daylight Saving Time - Second Sunday in March and Ends First Sunday in November

****JOKE DU JOUR....back by popular demand.  This is now once again,the most accessed feature in the People's Republic of China. Hear all my jokes at FUNNY

March weather is here and it will be cold and very cold.  Evenings can be very very cold.

You should bring along a hat and a coat and a sweater.

Here is the weather right now and the forecast for New York City     WEATHER

     ****My book, it is wonderful.  BOOK

     ****Listen to my BROADCASTS       

    ****INTERVIEWS

    ****Movie/Slide shows. TRUETREATS

    ****Mrs. Gabby's KITCHEN (recipes that are gluten free or not)

 

HERE ARE THE TRUE TALES THAT I AM DOING ON THE RADIO THIS WEEK. March 29, 2015

(You will be able to see all my cartoon adventures by going to the STRIP.

True Tales for this Week....

**** In what appears to be a Big Apple first, a man has been convicted of poaching deer right in New York City.  HE WAS ARRESTED BY THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM.

 

****Four thieves came into a downtown Victoria’s Secret and swiped $4,350 pairs of underwear as one of the thieves distracted a cashier.  The theft wasn’t discovered until just before closing, when a worker noticed that half of the underwear on the shelf was missing.  Back on Jan. 2, four women swiped $3,380 of thongs and garter belts from the store.  THE UNDERWEAR TAKEN WAS LARGE SIZED SO COPS SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR FAT WOMEN IN PANTIES.

****New Jersey State Police have launched a ticket blitz on Interstate 95.  On the road there has been an increased number of police patrols are on the prowl, looking for speeders and people without seat belts.  MOST ARE NEW YORKER DRIVERS WHO THE COPS KNEW WERE ON THEIR WAY TO WARMER WEATHER.

**** ”There are now six area codes in New York City (212, 646, 718, 917, 347, 929), and another might soon be needed.  People are scheming for the city’s original prefix, even subscribing to a call-forwarding service for the coveted 212.”  WHAT IS THE “SCHEMING” THE MEDIA IS TALKING ABOUT? 

 ****Police said a masked man, waving what appeared to be a gun, robbed a pizzeria.  Before fleeing Domino's, the thief also grabbed a couple of pies out of the oven and ordered one of the employees to slice and box them up and give him some napkins.  WE CAN UNDERSTAND TAKING THE MONEY AND THE PIZZA PIE, BUT TAKING THE NAPKINS WERE A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

****Under the new rules, NYC day care centers and schools can only give 100 percent juice for children 2 years and older and it can only be up to 4 ounces a day. The old rules allowed babies as young as 8 months to drink up to 6 ounces of juice a day.  Health officials cite data that show too many kids overconsume juice and go far beyond the daily calorie recommendations.  AGAIN, THE NYC LIBERAL MAYOR IS RUNNING THE SAME “NANNY CITY” AS DID THE PREVIOUS CONSERVATIVE MAYOR.

****The New York State Senate Environmental Conservation Committee passed a bill authorizing a moose and elk hunting season, but there’s one problem — elk have been extinct in New York State since 1877.  HONEST POLITICIANS ARE EXTINCT.

****The mayor's son Dante was present at a student protest this past week involving the alleged actions of White police to harass Blacks.  THE KID WAS THERE WITH HIS BLACK NYPD BODYGUARD.

****A day after announcing his retirement, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid has endorsed New York's senior senator to replace him in the role.  THE ONLY SENATOR MORE CORRUPT THAN REID SO IT CONTINUES A TRADITION. 

**** Here is a current advertisement for one of the city’s abortion clinics.  “Our fees are competitive and we accept MasterCard, Visa, American Express and Discover.  Accelerate your appointment and procedure wait time at our private abortion clinic for the best VIP service offered in NYC. You and your significant other or escort will be ushered to a well-appointed private room complete with a mahogany sleigh bed, luxurious bedding and a flat screen television and free Wi-Fi. After your procedure you get access to a private area within the recovery room and as soon as you are medically stable you are brought back to your private room where your significant other is waiting. You may request our Boutique Services when you make an appointment.”  TRANSLATED, THIS MEANS, “WE MURDER YOUR KID IN PLEASANT SURROUNDINGS.”

****Push the $10 button and you'll find yourself with $1.74 left over after three rides; spring for $40 and you'll be stuck with $2.04 after fifteen rides.  This is the scam that the Transit Authority is pulling off. THE FOLKS WHO RUN THE TOLLS ON THE BRIDGES AND TUNNELS DO THE SAME THING.

 

****A year-long analysis found that with no one maintaining the properties, New York City had to spend more than $2.5 million to clean, board-up and demolish abandoned homes.  City leaders said it’s simply not fair for banks to place the burden of property upkeep on local governments.  When the homeowner walks away, towns and villages look to banks that issued the mortgages to maintain properties, but the financial companies have no legal obligation to do so. As a result, the property falls into a gray area of being neither “alive” nor “dead” real estate. They become zombie homes.  MAYBE THE BANKS ARE FUN BY ZOMBIES.

****A study came out this week that said replacing the Port Authority Bus Terminal could cost $10 billion.  THEN, IT WILL BE A BRAND NEW EXPENSIVE DANGEROUS AND FILTHY CRAP HOUSE WITH COPS WHO BEAT UP THE HOMELESS.

****More Fake Taxis Are scamming People around NYC.  COPS ARE TOO BUSY GIVING TICKETS TO LEGITIMATE TAXI DRIVERS TO CONGTROL THIS NEW PROBLEM.

**** NYC has put a system in place called ‘ShotSpotter.’ The system is a pilot program that consists of 300 microphones across Brooklyn to detect shootings when and where they happen.  BIG BROTHER IS THE REAL PURPOSE.

 


****Joke du Jour: You can hear all my jokes at the joke du jour link higher up on this web page

****TV THEME (can you guess what show this music came from?) ..AUDIO

****I did a music video....well, i drove the taxi in the video.  MUSIC

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)..a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

(please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.

****AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a trip around the city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE. TOUR

**hear what some happy tourists had to say about my tours, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go to VIDEO

**here is an interview i did with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in south africa. from time to time, i do this and the tourist gets to be famous. the radio stations love this feature for their listeners. AUDIO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****please note that i encourage folks planning on coming to nyc to write to me for some advice.  beware the online trip advising sites that are written mainly by public relations people to promote their clients' services.  many of the restaurants that they tout have numerous health violations and you can always ask me about that.  i do not "rate" things but i sure can tell you if you choices (including hotels and attractions) are wise ones.

****ARCHIVES OF GABBY CABBY BROADCASTS. LISTEN

****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK..it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom. LISTEN

****please go to this link to see lalina franklin for the american heart association.  RED  ( forward the link to all the ladies you know, since this heart thing is now the number one killer of ladies.  the first sign a lady gets of a heart problem is death.)

 

 

© 2015 The Gabby Cabby

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 ****Joke du Jour: You can hear all my jokes at the joke du jour link higher up on this web page

****TV THEME (can you guess what show this music came from?) ..AUDIO

****I did a music video....well, i drove the taxi in the video.  MUSIC

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)..a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

(please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.

****AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a trip around the city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE. TOUR

**hear what some happy tourists had to say about my tours, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go to VIDEO

**here is an interview i did with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in south africa. from time to time, i do this and the tourist gets to be famous. the radio stations love this feature for their listeners. AUDIO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****please note that i encourage folks planning on coming to nyc to write to me for some advice.  beware the online trip advising sites that are written mainly by public relations people to promote their clients' services.  many of the restaurants that they tout have numerous health violations and you can always ask me about that.  i do not "rate" things but i sure can tell you if you choices (including hotels and attractions) are wise ones.

****ARCHIVES OF GABBY CABBY BROADCASTS. LISTEN

****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK..it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom. LISTEN

****please go to this link to see lalina franklin for the american heart association.  RED  ( forward the link to all the ladies you know, since this heart thing is now the number one killer of ladies.  the first sign a lady gets of a heart problem is death.)

 

 

© 2015 The Gabby Cabby